I am puke
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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