hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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