just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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