He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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