For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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