I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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