so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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