this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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