He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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