With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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