I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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