office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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