i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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