Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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