Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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