Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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