She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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