a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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