i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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