Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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