Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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