last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
