He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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