She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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