i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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