Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Randomize
