awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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