did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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