I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
This couple is walking their pig around campus
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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