He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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