What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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