why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
