We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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