butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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