We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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