Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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