He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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