hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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