I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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