Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
NoShamevember. You game?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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