i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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