we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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