Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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