So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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