how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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