You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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