whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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