why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Come see our sink grown plant.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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