on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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