Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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