Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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