tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
