Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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