Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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