I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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