Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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